- Rule number one is, of course, Do Not Eat Too Much Cake. As we have been told many times, the chalet girl is front of house and so has to look “ski fit” (read – fit)
On a night out when meeting random people don’t force every ski instructor you meet to swap numbers so that they can take you out skiing. It turns out this is awkward and that no one ever calls you
In fact, in general don’t throw yourself at any guy, especially by saying “so when are you going to ask me out for a drink then?”
- When with guests never never never comment about the actions of the party leader to then turn around and see him standing right behind you…… very difficult to back peddle out of.
- Never let your hand wobble when serving food or you might end up with a difficult “salmon on head of guest” moment
Never clean a toilet with your head too close to the water, Pink Eye is real and definitely not invented by Knocked-Up. If you don’t understand the awkwardness of this point, imagine trying to get close to someone but having a metaphorical label across your face saying “POO”
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- Do not decorate your chalet with mistletoe when your guests are all 15yr old boys.
- And finally never let a guest balance a dining chair on their chin…… no explanation needed.
